January 2012
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There is nothing better than cigarettes and beer.
Jan 1st
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December 2011
71 posts
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Anonymous asked: does your blog title mean "i do not have a single fuck" or "i do not have a single worry" ?
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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ListenThe New Year | Death Cab for Cutie So everybody...
Dec 31st
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I just watched "Melancholia" in a dark room all by...
This is the worst decision I’ve ever made.
Dec 31st
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Cleaning my apartment because I know I won't have...
If any of y’all visit me in New York, expect to be disgusted.
Dec 30th
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BYE FLORIDA.
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Anonymous asked: pretentious little bitch
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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I got booty-called last night by a straight guy...
I told him I wouldn’t pay for a hotel room just so that he could hook up with me. He hung up.
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Helping to be Santa this year has significantly...
#ManOfTheFamily
Dec 25th
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I spent my Christmas Eve at Wal-Mart, Target, the...
And I got home feeling really dirty and embarrassed about having worn jorts today. What did you do today?
Dec 24th
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I can't believe I turned on NPR this afternoon...
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dinner this evening turned into my mother talking...
:(
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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I don't think there's anything worse than...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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in other news i had a minor emotional breakdown...
Dec 19th
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moonlight on the Bosphorus
is like trawling in the black behind the moon where scraps of cosmos fall on the wayside the undiscovered country and drawing your net through the diaphany you gather up a billion desperate creatures, writhing, each with its own something, a narrative left on the wayside, and, drawing them in, pulling and pulling into the shape of an axe drawn through terrain, through the decadent...
Dec 19th
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“So here what we have is two people who hate each other, don’t really ever...”
– Jerry Seinfeld, not speaking about Facebook, but about the phone in 1992. 
Dec 18th
going to turkey right now.
;)
Dec 16th
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Someone just bought me turkey for Secret Santa.
Dec 16th
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In case any of you ever need MacGyver's services:
I just fished my keys out of a dark storm drain using twine and paper clips. So you know who to call.
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
Dec 13th
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All I need is a boyfriend who will go and watch...
Dec 13th
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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#feelings2k11
#feelings2k11
Dec 11th
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Jean-Ralphio is at this bar right now.
Worst day just became best day.
Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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My diet for the past three days
Coffee Red Bull Bourbon Candy canes Easy Mac
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Santa Con is literally the worst day of the year.
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Do you ever have one of those days where you just...
no? just me? okay.
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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it's normal to cry at the end of parks and...
right?
Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Urban Outfitters
yelpingwithcormac: Union Square - San Francisco, CA Cormac M. | Author | Lost in the chaparral, NM Three stars. And they come there in great numbers shuffling into that mausoleum that was built for them like some monument to the slow death of their world and among those tokens and talismans of that faded empire they forage like scavengers their faces frozen in a rictus of worldweary their...
Dec 8th
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