marc4marc:

IF WE ARE DATING OR ENJOYING SOME SORT OF ROMANTIC ENTANGLEMENT AND YOU EVER GET THE HOT SHOT IDEA TO GIVE ME A PET NAME: DON’T.

MY NAME IS NOT “BABY” OR “BEAUTIFUL” (OR MISS JACKSON IF YOU’RE NASTY)

IT’S MARC. GOT A BIRTH CERTIFICATE AN ERRAYTHANG. THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE PETNAMES FOR ME ARE WEIRD THINGS LIKE “BRO” (WHICH IS HILARIOUS) OR “MALIFICENT, EMPRESS OF TERROR” (WHICH IS MY TRUE NAME)

/PSA